Friday, October 23, 2009

From the Pages of Joanna Angel / Nude and Noteworthy News from BurningAngel


INTRO From Joanna Angel
Are you bummed because the recession has hit you hard, and you can't afford to buy any new music or more importantly, porn? Well, we have a great way you can get both for free - you just have to work for it! Enter our latest contest on BurningAngel; write your own piece of erotic fiction, submit it to us and you can win the entire ELECTRIC SIX catalog, and a FREE COPY OF THE BURNINGANGEL MAGAZINE! Now that's not so hard...is it?
http://www.burningangel.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1741

HARDCORE VIDEOS
Misti Dawn does her very first interracial video for BurningAngel, and has some fun with the legendary, and incredible, Sean Michaels. In this scene, the two of them learn about the oddly erotic ways that cats have sex...and well, it turned them on.
http://www.burningangel.com/videos/277/fuck-me-like-a-cat

NUDE PHOTOS
Our very own Skin was last month's cover girl for Bizarre Magazine! We are all very proud of her. I mean, she deserves it - she is freaking HOT. If you don't have a subscription to Bizarre Magazine, don't worry. We have a whole bunch of sexy new photos of her on BurningAngel!
http://www.burningangel.com/pics/1033/couch-stripping

NETWORK VIDEOS
There is a brand new video on BurningAngel's infamous CumOnMyTattoo.com: Tony came into the tattoo shop to get some Asian lettering on his arm...and of course, he had no idea what it meant. Nico and Sailor talked him out of making that mistake and came up with a better way to spend his time instead…!!! Woohoo!

And for some boobaliciousness – BigBoobsAreCool.com also has a new video, featuring the super hot Latina chick from downtown LA - who has amazing natural DD boobs – Roxxxie Rose! If you are cool at all, you should check it out.

And on our very special lesbian website, HeavyMetalPussyParty.com, we have a brand new solo video from Mina Lee! She is apathetic towards just about everything in life, except anal masturbation. I mean, everything else is just so passé.

WORDS
Chris Nieratko took a break from doing fake reviews of hipster music, and decided to review the latest Lynyrd Skynyrd album...and he loved it. He actually loved it so much that he wrote more of a real record review than he ever has...kind of.
http://www.burningangel.com/words/article/407/lynyrd-skynyrd

THE BA STORE
Have you gotten your copy of LA Pink yet?! Yes…that LA Pink…the porn parody of TLC’s LA Ink…yes…the one with Kat Von D. Well, YOU MUST! It received an Editor's Choice from AVN Magazine and was highly recommended from Adult DVD Talk. It's our epic movie - if you're only going to buy one porno for the rest of your life, then let it be this one. It is two discs, nine sex scenes and has over five hours of awesomeness.

We wanna make more movies like this in the future, but we can't if you don't buy it! So cum on...support your local pornographer and get a copy!

And thanks to everyone who came out to the release party this week at Beauty Bar in Los Angeles…even Dave Navarro came by to say hello!

https://www.burningangel.com/store/115/la-pink-porn-movies

PARTIES AND EVENTS


So yeah - I am an entrepreneur, a porn star, a director, a producer...and sometimes...a singer...but now, I am venturing into a brand new field: MMA fighting.

I am not joking!

Saturday, Oct 24th at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas, I am fighting the infamous "rawdog" from the Jason Ellis show. Some kids got in fights growing up - and me...well, I wasn't one of them...and well, neither was he…so this should be interesting at the least.

For info on how to get tickets, check out our EVENTS section on BurningAngel!
http://www.burningangel.com/events/

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