Thursday, September 17, 2009
Kayden Kross rocks out with an Epic Sex-Comedy Flight Attendants
The upcoming epic motion picture Flight Attendants might very well turn out to be the most fun sex-comedy of the year as Adam & Eve Pictures contract star Kayden Kross leads one of the greatest casts ever assembled for a porn movie but is there a master-plan taking place behind the scenes that we are all unaware of?
The X-Play produced Will Ryder directed hilarious airborne romp is being distributed by Adam & Eve Pictures and will be in stores on DVD at the end of September but that is only one part of this twisting story.
“I have to say that the celestial stars might be aligning themselves up in just the perfect order for Kayden Kross who could be positioning herself much like Hillary Scott did a few years ago when Hillary won the AVN awards for Best Actress and Female Performer of the Year and pretty much swept all the other award shows,” stated Will Ryder.
“I’m not a conspiracy buff and am not suggesting divine intervention but the two paths are remarkably similar with both girls starring in a huge science-fiction action adventure movie and also starring in a big fun-loving comedy to form a powerful one-two punch that might become unstoppable for Kayden come awards time,” Ryder speculated.
Packed with a virtual who’s who of today’s biggest porn superstars, Kayden is ironically joined in flight by Hillary Scott who seems to be telepathically leading the way for the fast-rising Kross showing her the blueprint to possibly becoming the next Female Performer of the Year.
Already with the years’ biggest hit The 8th Day on her resume’, Kayden now has the other part of the winning equation coming down the pike as her fist is cocked and ready to be thrown with Flight Attendants.
“Flight Attendants was one crazy movie to make. I loved every minute of it,” Kayden said as she vacationed on a far-way Pacific Ocean island celebrating her 24th birthday. “It’s the exact opposite of The 8th Day in every way possible and I’m really proud of both of these big movies.”
Ryder continued on with his thoughts about the two paths merging.
“I mean look at the parallels here. Hillary starred in the Eli Cross political thriller Corruption from SexZ Pictures and also in the top-selling X-Play comedy Not the Bradys XXX during her big winning year and now Kayden stars in the massive Eli Cross’ disciple Ren Savant directed thriller The 8th Day and X-Play’s biggest comedy ever Flight Attendants,” Ryder said. “Things that make you go hmmmm.”
Hillary Scott could not be reached for comment but those on the set during the production of Flight Attendants spoke off-the-record noting that Kayden’s sexual performance was so powerful, so funny and so sexual that it was as if she read the Hillary Scott handbook on great sex.
“She was possessed but I mean that in a good way,” stated a production assistant who did not wish to be identified. “I’ve never seen Kayden Kross look so pretty yet bang so dirtily,” he said. When informed that dirtily was not a real word, the production assistant began walking away and muttered, “I don’t know ‘bout that but I seen what I seen.”
“The comparisons between Hillary Scott and Kayden Kross are eerie and will give you goose bumps if you really look into it,” Ryder offered. “Both are blonds with big tits and gorgeous faces, both have signed a big contract with a prestigious company, both enjoy having sex with men, both can act quite wonderfully and both are kind to animals. I don’t want to go as far as saying this is some great master plan but come on now you can’t ignore the facts,” Ryder concluded appearing to be slightly shaken by the possible impending destiny.
In addition to Kayden Kross, Flight Attendants stars superstars Teagan Pressley, Shyla Stylez, Eva Angelina, Sunny Lane, Misty Stone, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Cali Couture, Brooke Belle and Kenzi Marie in a rip-roaring good time that is destined to be a major contender for Best Comedy and so unlike any other porn movie you might just drop dead from laughter.
The pilots, air traffic controllers, crewman and passengers are played by legends Randy Spears and Evan Stone along with James Bartholet, Eric Swiss, Brad Hardy, Eric John and Jack Lawrence. Scott Lyons and Barry Scott help put Flight Attendants so far above all other airport themed porn movies that it finds itself in a league all its own.
Don Houston of X-Critic stated, “They’ve done it again. Another huge winner.”
Flight Attendants directed by Will Ryder is brought to you by the same maniacs that created Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Married with Children XXX and will be in stores everywhere soon from Adam & Eve Pictures/X-Play. Do not miss Flight Attendants!